Most ghetto names you ever heard?

One of my cousins had a baby a few days ago, and she gave her the horrible, horrible name of,


Desweetest Unique Kanisha Lange.


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Now, dont get me wrong. Shes a beautiful, beautiful, little girl. But, shes has a horrible name.





The last name doesnt fit because her daddy is white, and her mom(my cousin on my mom's side.) is black. I wonder what her dad's family thinks....





but anyway.


This is probaly the ghettoest name i've ever, ever heard.


What are the ghettoest names you've ever heard of?

Most ghetto names you ever heard?
so, desweetest is her first name. her parents better look out, i'd kill mine if they made my name somthing off the wall like that. don't they know kids now adays will make fun of you if your name is like bob or andy? what do they think desweetest unique will get her? probably beat up!
Reply:I find the term ghetto a little much since it does not mean someone who is born in the so called "ghetto" will auntomatically give a child a ridiculous name. Your cousin just has no taste and gave the child a horrible name. Plain and simple. I think their should be laws that when a parent wants to name the child something so ridiculous that it is denied. I mean the name makes your cousing look really dumb. Sorry.
Reply:I dated this guy once whose sister's name is LaPresshus Shaquita Royale Brown.





Not only was her name ghetto but her parents couldn't be bothered to spell Precious correctly.





Luckily they gave him the thoroughly normal name of Marcus.








His sister's best friend was Hennesey LaTia.





Whew! I tell you girl, some people have some super ghetto names.





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Oh I forgot, one of my students last year is named Camera (CA-MAR-UH) Shameele.
Reply:Atmuhzfere... it's pronounced like Atmosphere. He is a sweet little boy, but what a bizarre name. Maybe your baby cousin will one day officially change her name. if it was just Kanisha Lange, that would be pretty, but the first two names are just awful, i must agree.
Reply:the most Gheto name I ever heard was when one man called his 1st son Loser and the second one Winner, but when they grow up the boy that was named Loser become very succesful and the Winner is in and out of jail and homeless thise is true I read it on Freaknomics book
Reply:Ha ha you must be joking. No one would have a stupid name like that. I have seen ghetto names that I cant even pronounce. There are tons of websties and books at the library with babys names. No one has an excuse for giving their kid retarded names.
Reply:Fish and Chips, Tallulah does the Hula from Hawaii, Pimpncash, Champagne, Placenta and crayon.





Oh and tell your cousin she is sick, that poor little girl is screwed for life.
Reply:HENNESSY, REMY, KISHA, AISHA, LAQUAN, IKEA, RAKISHA,


BILLAL, ALQUIM, RAHIM, ASAIHA, LATIFFA, SANAYA,


MAYA, HASHIM
Reply:I know some girls name Tequila, J'vonnae (pro: Jay-von-nay), and Berniqua.





No offense, I love unique names and all but your cousin over did it.
Reply:Laquinta


Laqueesha


Lastarla


These three were sisters.





Then we have..


Hopefree (REAL NAME!) Shananeia





Bless these poor kids.
Reply:, shawnese, jisay, laquisha, denisha, talitha, bonquisha, laprecious,
Reply:That's a sad name for a baby! I'm sorry, but it's really just a terrible name. I dont mind different names, but this poor little girl!!!
Reply:some people in New Zealand named their kid


Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii





but she got to change it when she was older.
Reply:Actually no. Sheniqua. Lol. Although it was a nickname lol.
Reply:Shithole-pronounced shi-to-la





Tashaniqua-pronounced ta-sha-ni-qwa





These names are OMG!
Reply:shanayay shamal laquisha smith


((sha-nay-nay- shawl- mal- la-qui-sha smith))
Reply:That name is very ghetto. I consider any name with an ' in the middle of it to be ghetto.
Reply:haha the name you just said is the most ghetto name ive ever heard. haha im sorry.
Reply:Falashydae (Faa-laa-shh-day) Enough said...
Reply:Petranella Wigglesworth





Shithead(Shuh-theed)
Reply:Shaniqua
Reply:Scholastica





Le-a (Ledasha)
Reply:I knew this lady who had two sons named Notorious and Sexy
Reply:Frenchie


Dazzy'mia (pronounced Daz-zee-my-ah)
Reply:Latoya :)
Reply:Marcquan


Jayshon


Zakaya


Tiandre





they are nice kids though. I love Zakaya. she is 2 and soooo cute.
Reply:either Bombiqua, Shaniqua or Frezia
Reply:shanaenae
Reply:Oh my goodness...the name you just put in your question IS the most ghetto name I've heard!





Ugh! Poor child!
Reply:Sheniqua Aruela Kanata Langley.... poor kid.. she was white btw... one parent of each and she came out fully white.
Reply:Jamal

lady slipper