Who can come up with the best "Ghetto Name"?

I like Quintrecious LeDarius.

Who can come up with the best "Ghetto Name"?
Shuntakendrikka (sadly i know somebody named that)


Quincyetta


Phontayyonna


Schalliccah (know somebody named that too)
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Moshaniqquahtae


Kayeshiana





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or Pimp daddy 69ing
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Reply:this is mine...





Jovantay Macavelli!

night jasmine