What's the ghetto-est name you've ever heard?

I hope I don't offend anyone but today school was soooo long so me and my friends mad a list of the top 5 ghetto-est names in the school.





Here's our list:





1) Boswana (pronounced boss-swan-na)





2) Ellavisha (pronounced el-la-vee-sha)





3) La tisiana (pronounced La-tee-see-ahn-na)





4) Royale (like the color)





5) Talandria (my real name) (pronounced ta-lan-dree-a)





My name's not ghetto in my opinion, just unique.

What's the ghetto-est name you've ever heard?
I couldn't make this up if I tried:


A boy in class name is Sh*thead (pronounced Sha-heed)


Veshagney(Ve-shan-yay), female


LaJavier(La-hovi-yay) who is a male


LaVaughnu(Le-Von-you), male


LeToria(La-tori-yay), male


LaDarron


Lishabra(La-shay-bruh)


Ebonica, why couldn't it just be Ebony


LaQueta, Mar'Quita, Sharika


Qu'Teese(Kwah-teese)


Monrobia


Ureena(Your-ee-nah)


met a girl named Tyrese


Irvingna(Er-vee-nuh)


Shagoyna(Sha-gonna)


Shansolese


Shawanna


Passhen(passion, wtf?)


Yaneishala(Ya-knee-sha-la)


DeShon, Roshawn, Keyshawn, Creshawn(girl)


Elantria(like the Hyundai car)


Yosheba(it's supposed to be Japenese...)





Beyonce and Solange are pretty ghetto
Reply:Names that are drinks like Alize or Hennessy. Were their parents drunks?
Reply:I have friends named Chandaliea (Shan- da- lee- ya)





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Shampooania
Reply:ghetto AHAHA considering where i grew up i was lucky not to end up with a name like moonunit. you have ghetto i have hippy in the end it's all good
Reply:i dont know how you spell this one..but the moste ghetto name ive heard is.. "shanikoua"
Reply:I dont know, but I think its one of those names that ends with 'isha' eg Lakisha etc. Oh and names like Tyrone, Devante etc
Reply:LOL, YOUR NAME IS GHETTO BIG TIME! LOL, yeah it's unique.





maybe not the ghetto-est but surely it's ghetto. the ghetto-est name I've heard has been Alize, absolutely horrid!
Reply:Cornika(Corn-neekuh)
Reply:Bonquifashawnika, one of Terrell's accounts.


But on your list, I'd go with Ellavisha. It has a Le Nom du Ghetto to it.
Reply:shaqueeda
Reply:Kenashia


La Quay


La Shay


Shaquanda


Shequoiya
Reply:Alize (after the liquor)





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LoL @ the poster above me. Beat me to it. Car names are ugly too...Lexus. I met a guy named Lexus in college. Sad...
Reply:I had a neighbour name their kids Secret and Chanelle, after the deoderant and perfume... guess that was more redneck though.
Reply:why do you consider those names "ghetto"? why cant those names just be "unique" like yours?
Reply:Key lolo, any 'esha names, and above all else BEYONCE LOL!!!!!!!!
Reply:my friend is named franvelastar pron: fran-vel-a-star


its three names put into one





oh my name is tinesha. i went to school in the ghetto with some girls called timesha, tyresha, Lakeisha, nekeisha, kyesha, nesha,thresha,taleisha, Leisha ,rekeisha,Alisha, etc there was so many of us
Reply:Bonqueesha.........lol. so ghetto.
Reply:Curtisha(ker-tee-shuh)


Demetria(duh-mee-tree-uh)


Stardria(star-dree-uh)--i don't think that name is ghetto, i just included it cuz i NEVER heard it in my life and it's rare and unique, plus the person i know that has this name is German/Black, so that is even more rare to me.
Reply:3 is GHETTO...lol its like wanna be french. my name is chai, pron. shay. ppl think its ghetto, but their are ignorant...lol. its actually creole/french. im creole. it means life and high spirits.





In creole and in french "shay" is spelled chai, not like the tea. chai, like the tea, is how some asain countries pronounce it. also, i knew this white guy named shea, (shay) ppl didnt think HIS name was ghetto. he was a good freind of mines. his "shay" was irish, he said.





i like your name. oh, i played varsity basketball with a girl named Treykesia. (tray key see ah) and ppl called her tray-tray. Also:





shareefa


markeeta


darsheeka ( i thought this was ghetto, but it really an african name)


lasheeka





but i have grown to like these names. they are unique and as the hippe guy said its all good....lol
Reply:number 5 G.H.E.T.T.O
Reply:Michellelicha (michelle- leek- ah)
Reply:I worked with a girl named Tequila.





Went to camp with a girl named Aquanetta.





Boswana is a country in Africa, for goodness sake.


Beyonce is her mother's maiden name
Reply:Shaquondranique





Pronounced (Shah-qwon-drah-neek)





The bad thing is, it's a real name. I feel bad for the girl...
Reply:I don't know how ghetto it is, but I waited on a lady today whose name is Charmin. Seriously. Who the hell would name their daughter something that everyone wipes their @ss with???

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